My Haikus

I'm submitting a few fashion haikus for this lovely little contest.

Marc Jacobs is whack
For using Mrs. Beckham
Her spray tan is blinding me!

Dear Prada wallet,
Mommy likely so much
So pick me or else!

Oh, Betsey Johnson!
Your whimsical ruffles and
Pleats delight me so!

Victoria B
You scare the shit outta me
Lay off the Mystic Tan!


Oh, I must confess
Prada warms my ice-cold heart
So, send it my way!

Ok, so I'm not a poet. So sue me. Wish me luck though!