Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Wish List Part 1,539,095

This bed was made for love-making, baby.

How about some gin and tonics sitting in these chairs?

So, let's just pretend for a hot sec that I have thousands of dollars to spend on decorating my soon-to-be new apartment. I recently stumbled into Elegance Decor in Chantilly for work related purposes and immediately fell in love with their show room of furniture.

Think: Bachelorette pad/sexy/chic/modern/stylist.

I'll be taking donations for my new furniture.

Paris Reinvents Herself, Sort Of

Handbags, shoes, and fragrances aren't enough for Paris Hilton. Our favorite socialite has just come out with a line of hair extensions attached to headbands called, "The Bandit."

Let me explain why this is a bad idea.

1) "The Bandit" is made from 100% polyester. If you're going to wear hair that's not yours, make sure it's real, human hair. There's a reason polyester isn't popular anymore.

2) 9 out of 10 times, fake hair looks...fake. Forget those clip-on hairpieces at the mall. You know, the ones that definitely don't match your hair color. Tacky.

Sure, I haven't tried these hair pieces myself, but I am going to avoid them like the plague. I'm all set with fake hair, especially fake hair from Paris Hilton.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Biggie, Biggie, Biggie

Check out Dan Black.

His rendition of Biggie's Hypnotize is addicting. The video is amateur-ish, but I'm diggin' it.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Breaking Up

Breaking up is hard to do. Apparently, it's easier if you use Slydial; a system that let's you skip directly to voicemail when you call.

It's as easy as calling 267-SLY-DIAL. The person you call will immediately receive a "missed call" and a new voicemail. Magic!

No sense actually having the balls to break up with someone directly; let technology do it for you.

Slydial is just one step above a text-message break up. Barely.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Spreading The Good News. Like Jesus, Or Something.

Northern Virginia Magazine has recently launched several fabulous blogs and I'm spreadin' the word.

The first blog is called "Grill Warren." Contribute to the collective dining experience by joining Warren Rojas each Thursday at 11 a.m. for a Grill Warren chat, your chance to quiz food writer Warren Rojas about anything and everything to do with the ever-evolving Northern Virginia restaurant scene. If you're a foodie like I am, this one's for you.

The second blog is all about fashion, called "Swag: A Blog For The Serious Shopper."

The third is called "NoVa Pop;" your source for the buzz in area film, music and media.

Ch-check them out!

Dawson's Creek Called. They Want Joey Back.

I think I wore this dress to get pictures taken at Olan Mills circa 1991.

Tre chic?

Katie Holmes has made some unusual fashion choices lately, all dating back to the early 90's. I am so puzzled. Katie Holmes is trying to tell us ____________.

PS: Katie, pegged jeans are not hot! So, stop it!

Photos from Go Fug Yourself!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Me Likey

My fall wish lists consists of many things, but mainly peep-toe oxfords. They just scream, "fall chic."

Nordstrom has a decent collection of oxfords, including this pretty little BCBGirls 'Fiona' pump.

One of my faves, Betsey Johnson, has this sexy shoe. Sure, it's not peep-toe but I'm all over it like white on rice.

In fact, has a whole page of oxfords if you're in the market. Check it out here.


Friday, August 8, 2008

Paris For President

Paris responds to John McCain's use of her likeness in his recent ad.

Paris is actually kinda funny. Who woulda thought?

You're Welcome

While I am not usually a fan of Tom Brady, I am really loving him on the new cover of Esquire.

Nice suit, Tom.

By George, The National Enquirer Was Right

The National Enquirer has been reporting since last October that once-presidential hopeful John Edwards had an affair with a film-maker, Rielle Hunter. Oh, and that they reportedly had a love child too.

Edwards has been denying the allegations across the board claiming he has "been in love with the same woman" for thirty-some years.

Even when Edwards was caught red-handed, he still denied the affair. And the love child. As somebody who has always loved John Edwards and his on-going fight for hard-working people, I am so disappointed with this news. John, your wife has cancer.

Today Edwards admits to the allegations (minus the love child).

"In 2006, I made a serious error in judgment and conducted myself in a way that was disloyal to my family and to my core beliefs. I recognized my mistake and I told my wife that I had a liaison with another woman, and I asked for her forgiveness," a CNN article reports.

Rielle Hunter has a child. Edwards has vowed to take a paternity test to prove he is innocent of fathering a child.

All I can say is, shame on you John Edwards for lying and thank goodness he isn't the Democratic nominee.