Thursday, September 17, 2009

Least Surprising News Of The Week!

The word is out that Avril Lavigne has dumped her "Sk8ter Boi," Deryck Whibley of Sum 41. They have been married about three years. Word on the street is that their marriage has been on rocky-rocks for awhile now.

So tell me this, why do "celebrity" (using that term loosely) marriages seem to fizzle so quickly? First Tom and Nicole, then Reese and Ryan and now everybody. It's too much to handle!

PS: Ok Avril, you're a single woman now. Great. Let's get a fresh start and maybe hire a stylist? I am begging you.

PPS: Your new line of 'punk clothing' is just so lovely.

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