"Don’t call it Boys’ Night Out: I used to have friends. I used to have friends named Mike. I used to have friends named Luke. I used to have friends named Peter and A Couple of Other Guys I Go to the German Beer Bar With. You know what my friends’ names are now? Tony and Sarah. Olivia and Charles. I realized the other day that all my friends (who are also Blossoms’ friends) come in twos now. They’re not beer friends, they’re wine friends. And even when you get drunk and crazy, it’s tame. It’s neutered fun. I am officially sick of couple friends."
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