Ask Ashley.

Former call girl of (former) governor Eliot Spitzer, Ashley Dupre, was recently hired by the New York Post to pen a relationship column called "Ask Ashley."

I mean, sure prostituting yourself out to married, white-collar men qualifies you to dish on relationship advice. Sure. If she wants to pen a column called "How Much to Charge Your Clients After a Wild Night of Sex" then fine. But, Ask Ashley? Dr. Phil is probably rolling his eyes as we speak.

Groan.